Things That Irritate Me

• People who own 8,000 cars and proceed to park every single one of them on the road and not on their driveway forcing you to snake carefully around them...oh, ya, and effectively reduce the road to an alternating one-way street
• People who drive like they're the only ones on the road. They weave in and out of traffic causing everyone minor strokes while hitting the brakes
• People who refuse to let you merge into traffic and almost cause an accident because they're complete morons who won't let you merge and you have NO WHERE TO STOP OR PULL OVER TO!
• Pedestrians who don't use crosswalks or just walk out into traffic without looking twice
• Drivers who don't have a clue what the speed limit is on a major highway and cause major issues by going 20 miles slower than the posted limit
• People who do not return phone calls to schedule much needed medical appointments
• Substitutes who write craptastic (do you like my new word?) notes basically saying your students are a bunch of morons who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the unsuspecting public and implies you're a craptastic teacher because they act in said manner for the most craptastically awful substitute in the system...oh, and then same said substitute taking your next sub day...nice...

It's been a day full of morons, as you can tell. Tomorrow has to be better...